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My dream job.

Smart-Ass

No joke! I once had aspirations. Well, I guess I can at least have some pride in the fact that...

I DID IT MY WAY!!!

I know what people think of me. I like to say I don't care. But, c'mon, everyone cares. Instead of not caring about what people think of me, I , instead, have to think about who I know I am. All of it, the good, the bad, and the just mediocre. If I do this, I realize, I am fucking slime! And that is how I like it and I love me being slime. That's what I think, and I am the only one that should matter when it comes to that thought. So, I think all of you are slime, like me. And if you're not, well, then you're a goody two-shoes piece of mainstream fluff. Fuck off, and eat a bag of asshole covered dicks you fucking law abiding piece of cock-twat!!! I love you!! ❤️ 💕 !